Cum for me
Good girl
I miss you
I love you
Free cake.
Um can it be both of those at the same time?
I mean he may have thought I was going to put the shampoo bottle up my butt and then spend the evening eating nuts by the fire.
You all are so mean.
Him: I’ll take who’s next.
Me: Hi there.
Him: Do you have a CVS card?
Me: Yes, here.
Him: *rings up my shampoo no problem*
Him: *rings up my mixed nuts no issues there*
Him: *picks up the two things of lube (yes, I bought two, there was a 2-fer sale and I’m a savvy shopper)*
Him: …
Me: …
Him: Do you have a CVS card?
Me: Yeah, I just gave it to you.
Him: Oh. Oh. I meant do you want a bag? Sorry…sorry.
Me: Yes, please.
Him: Sure. Okay. Super. Sure. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. Sure. Okay.
There’s a guy in my graduate cohort who looks and acts like Ron Swanson and I just wanna smush his silly face and make him eat some breakfast food with me.
I thought that if I left the special lube for Mr. Purple at Sir’s place “by accident,” I’d be able to avoid having to put him in my butt again. I felt pretty clever about that one.
Except that plan just backfired, and now Sir’s sending me to the store to buy some lube where I’ll have to freaking present it to a cashier and uuugh.
Pouting forever.
🙂 The thing with squirting is that, you can or you can’t…If you can and did it before than it should be repeatable. Pumping your wet cunt with a big dildo will usually do the trick,… so go for it 🙂
-Passionate-
Actually, I took a class on this! Basically, anyone can squirt. There’s not a physical element too it so much as a mental one. It involves a lot of trust with your partner and lowering of inhibitions, and a mental and physical release at orgasm.  The easiest way(this worked for pet right after the class, she had never squirted before but she managed to then) is with lots of foreplay, then go for the gspot. start slowly, rubbing it with two fingers and then speeding up.  Vibration seems to make it more difficult for pet, she tenses up a lot more when she cums from vibration and it requires you to pretty much stay loose and not tense.  A lot of people I’ve talked to said it feels like you’re going to pee, and you just have to release that which can be difficult.  And before anyone says, it’s NOT purely urine. There may be traces of urine sure, but it is completely different in texture, color, odor and taste.  So lay down a towel, lock the door and turn your phone off and give it a try!
Signal-boosting fruit-by-the-foot’s commentary.Â
Keira Knightley, Scarlett Johansson, Mia Wasikowska and Rooney Mara for W Magazine – November 2012 [x]
Ugh disappointed because I thought these were screen caps for what looks like the coolest movie ever.
I’ll show myself out.