Month: January 2013

Dear pet….

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Sorry I used to put you in a paper cup full of water and take you on “walks” like the golden retriever I told you that I wished you were.

I understand now these were unreasonably high expectations for a goldfish.

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You know that crying out won’t help.

It won’t deter him, won’t even give him reason to pause. You have a word to make him stop, a word he’ll respect and honor, but he won’t honor any kind of frantic cry he elicits. 

Besides, he’s always encouraged you to scream.

This is fun! :)

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wh-isky:

 WILL WRITE ABOUT THE FOLLOWING, LEAVE ONE IN MY ASK BOX.
  • Dear person I hate,
  • Dear person I like,
  • Dear ex boyfriend,
  • Dear ex girlfriend,
  • Dear ex bestfriend,
  • Dear bestfriend,
  • Dear *anyone*,
  • Dear Santa,
  • Dear mom,
  • Dear dad,
  • Dear future me,
  • Dear past me,
  • Dear person I’m jealous of,
  • Dear person I had a crush on,
  • Dear girlfriend
  • Dear pet
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herdirtylittleheart:

She always found inspections blushy. She hated being on all fours with the lights on and her bum in the air. The vulnerability, the lack of control, it made her squirm just to think about the way he used the word “present” (as in presentation). It made her want to hide. It wasn’t one of her favourite things, but it made him happy. It made him proud. And he rewarded her so sweetly.

But that would have been preferable, easy even, compared to the inspection he gave her last time. She sunk in her seat when he looked in her ears, and when he said “let me check your teeth” she felt cornered. She prayed for the chair to eat her alive, she wished she could disappear. She protested. He was firm. She scanned his face frantically, searching to assess her chances of changing his mind: Hopeless.

She considered it for one fast second, saying her safe-word. She never had before, but as she cowered under him she put the word on the tip of her tongue just to see how it felt.

“Stop being silly and open your mouth,” her fussing didn’t move his resolve.

She was angry. He knows how stubborn she is, how could this be the one thing she couldn’t bear to do for him? After the long and depraved list of occasions where she had exceeded his expectations, after the times she had shocked even herself, how could baring her teeth be the line she wouldn’t cross?

They teetered on the edge like that, a stand-off to the untrained eye. But they both knew what would happen next, the question was only how long it would take for her to concede.

“Good girl,” he took his fingers out of her mouth and cooed at her. “Was that so hard?”

Image: And Then by AomochiNAKAHARA       Story by: Heart

I usually hate it when people on tumblr are like “oh my god such and such and I are the same person oh my god”. Because tumblr provides such a limited scope of who somebody is that the whole idea of taking a small fraction of somebody’s life and saying that you are therefore identical to somebody is really obnoxious to me.

But, this fraction overlaps right now in a very real way. I’ve been behind on writing about my experiences and mostly I’ve been too busy blushing over them.

So maybe I can just get away with reblogging this (oh, and this) and calling it a day without having to recount the not-so-sordid tales?

Some things.

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I apologize for my relative inactivity as of late, some things have cropped up lately that have kept me busy. Nothing bad and nothing major and I’ll eventually tackle the messages that have been accumulating in my inbox. I promise.

But, in the meanwhile…

  • Don’t try ice play in the winter. Just don’t. Not unless wherever you are is well-heated. Otherwise, it’s a summer sport.
  • A follower who requested to remain anonymous told me about something awesome and kinky that happened to her and called it an “Ivy moment”. So, uh, this is partially a call for you guys with vanilla tumblrs who don’t have places that you think you can talk about this stuff to go ahead and contact me. Because, listen, sometimes you just want to brag about something cool you did in private or you’ve got questions. Basically, I receive messages from vanilla tumblrs sometimes with this stuff (and always a request to answer privately) and I just wanted to let you guys know you’re safe here. 
  • Also, teehee, Ivy moments.
  • On a more serious note, my prayers go out to the friends, family and Liege of a tumblr I really enjoyed reading, be-pleasing-always. Thank you for allowing us this look into your life and your relationship.

have you ever thought about dominating a woman? if that question makes you uncomfortable, have you ever been in a serious/committed/etc. relationship with a woman?

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Hi, Anon. You’ll find the answer to both of these questions on my blog.

My description doesn’t identify me as bisexual in the silly, kiss girls at parties to get attention sense. I have been in relationships with women and have talked a bit about it on here.

I’ve mostly been dominated by women, but once I flogged a girl but it was while I was simultaneously submitting to a man, so I was still sort of submissive in the dynamic. Not to mention that I was gagged during that.

So, yeah.

A Blushy Submission in my Inbox: Dearest Mr. Craftsmate, and Ivy

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Mr. Craftsmate,

I’m sorry to hear that you’re having such difficulty house-breaking little Ivy. I’ve never had a new pet myself, but I understand that this is likely a very trying situation for you, especially since she’s at an age where she should have been properly trained some time ago. Hang in there though, persevere, and I’m sure you’ll have a pet to be proud of in little time.

Fortunately, in this internet age, there is a wealth of training advice available. For example, I found this schedule that may help you organize Ivy’s day so that she can most easily adapt to her new routine. I’m sure she will enjoy having so much free time.

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Otherwise, if she continues to be a difficult learner (puppies are like people, in that some of them are slow to adapt, or perhaps are entirely affable, but just not that bright) you might consider one of these things:

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Apparently they can be dangerous if worn around the neck, but I would bet that a creative mind such as yours could devise some means of securing it around one of her hind legs, and keeping it from sliding down. This could aid in consistency of training as you would be able to correct unacceptable behaviour just about anywhere. 

Finally, it may be worth purchasing a supply of these:

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as even the best trained pets sometimes have accidents when they get too excited in a new environment. I’m sure Ivy will appreciate the gesture, as not only will they protect her from the shame of making a mess in Mr. Penthouse’s living room, her bare bum will have at least a little cushion on the hard floor.

Wishing you patience in this difficult task. Please do us the courtesy of frequent updates, as I know there are many of who would be all too happy to offer congratulatory words as Ivy reaches new milestones in her training. Good Luck!

W.E.