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It was only a matter of time.

This is apparently going to be part of a series of pornstars reenacting memes on http://www.woodrocket.com/.

Someone needs to write some sort of anthropology dissertation on pornography as a cultural object.

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So, my birthday is coming up. All of my friends and loved ones keep asking me what I want. And to be honest, I’ve been having trouble answering them. I’m not too big on technology. I have enough bath/shower supplies and perfumes to keep me through my twenties. I am fairly content with the amount of clothing I have (slash no one is able to size me properly because I have a disproportionally big butt and a small torso). Bottom line: I never know what to tell people when they ask me what I want.

With this in mind, I give you…

Item Number One on Ivy’s Birthday Wishlist. 

Questions?

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It happens when I’m in a store and I see a certain kind of dress or a pair of socks with bows on it. It’s this pause, this momentary catch in my throat.

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So, my birthday is coming up.

Just a thought.

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I want to be kept with the rest of your possessions. 

Something to be simultaneously cherished and cast aside.

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Meow.

Flash Forward #4

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Craftsmate and I come home from a party only to immediately head into my bedroom. He asks me what I want to do and I shrug, lying back on my bed. Suddenly, a smirk crosses his lips and he picks up my razor.

“Do you want to tonight?” he asks.

We had been talking about him shaving my pussy for a few weeks now. I have never had anyone shave it before and the idea was really exciting for me, but both of our schedules had been busy until this point, with the semester being over.

We put down a towel on my bed and he fills a cup with water. I decide to put some music on and take my clothes off, lying down on the towel. He strips down as well, grabs my sewing scissors and positions himself between my legs.

“I don’t know if I’ve mentioned this, but your pussy’s really cute,” he says as he starts to trim the excess hair away.

He’s meticulous, which starts to work me up. Every so often, he sets the scissors down to rub his thumb over my clit. I alternate between singing along to the music, begging him to just put the scissors down and touch me, and grinding up against his thumb.

I get more desperate when he finishes trimming, pours the cold water onto my pussy and starts to spread shaving cream over my shivering body. However, he continues to take his time, carefully drawing the razor over my lips and mound in slow, deliberate strokes.

When he finishes, Craftsmate teases his fingers over my now smooth, bare lips. He picks up some lotion and starts to rub it onto my pussy when I say, “I think I need some here.” I gesture to my clit and he chuckles.

“Oh yeah?” he asks, lowering his lips over my clit. I nod eagerly but he tilts his head, kissing up my thigh instead.

I whine and try to arch myself up to meet his mouth, but he persists. By the time he finally indulges me, I am almost too delirious to acknowledge it right away.

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Cats Don’t Do the Dishes, Part Six

Craftsmate tied me facedown on his bed and proceeded to get his flogger out. He beat me until I was crying out so much that he had to gag me and put music on to drown out all the noise.

Then, he sat down on me and started to tickle my ribs. I am absurdly ticklish and I absolutely hate being tickled. A few minutes in, I was panting for breath and drooling around the gag. He stopped, moved his duvet cover so I could see the small puddle of my salvia that had soaked into it, and proceeded to scold me for drooling all over his bed.

“Look at the mess you made,” he chided, pulling on my hair before pushing my face into it. I blushed six shades of red.

He rolled me over and tied me back down, picking the flogger back up and starting to beat my breasts.

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Just reblogging to say that the source is this photo is actually the incredibly talented photographer, Insuh Yoon, and that the model is the indescribably beautiful HardHoney/Belliehops.

Credit where credit is due, yo.

Also the little hairs on the back of her thigh are beyond charming. I dig.