Lessons Learned:
- When your landlord says he has a newly repaired microwave for you to try out, he means that he wants you to be the guinea pig so he can see if said microwave will shock his family into next Tuesday.
- The crappy popcorn here is not worth getting zapped by a third-world appliance.
Oops. I’m sticking to the stove.
US Vogue, 1993