Tumblr Me: I am in absolute control of myself and anyone I touch. I can make you squirm with a twitch of an eyebrow; the slightest crook of my finger can make you squeal. I can be warm but aloof, or cold and cruel. I can pleasure, punish, instruct, train or break. I can reduce you to a whimpering puddle of need. I am everything you’re afraid to want, and nothing you can resist.
Regular Me: I got to have SEX today!!!!
