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Videos
when you tryna choke someone to death but that’s secretly their kink
Bwahaha!
An Armenian girl named Vika Oganesyan audition on the Voice with the fuCK DIVA DANCE SONG FROM THE FIFTH ELEMENT AND IT IS AMAZING.
There’s also a video here of her doing it IN COSTUME.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
the judge geeking out from the first few notes though
and she didn’t even need a synth like in the origional
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fifty Shades of Grey
narrated by Gilbert Gottfried
….dying laughing
i will never be able to read this book now
I don’t even know what to say. Please, everyone who stumbles by my page, stop what you are doing and watch this. Watch this now. Amazing.
Now it’s confirmed. This is a stupid book.
cliTORis
Do people really tell Tara Strong this?
LOL shoutout to people who don’t read the damn credits.
I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE
Seriously turn the sound on.
This is wonderful!
Even better is the “making of” video that explains it. In the description:
The theory was: A slap, robbed of its violating context, is more intimate than a kiss.
My theory, as it turned out, was right, which was fun, and gratifying. But intellectual gratification is, to me, secondary to the visceral feeling that came from hitting, being hit, and better yet, watching everybody hit each other. I saw the strangest mutations of intimacy, and trust, in that empty void.
My main kink is, of course, highly sexual, so it was really alien how quite a bit of of the bdsm scenes I see at play parties aren’t overtly sexual… but they are all fun. (… except for fear play… but wow, that’s really intimate stuff)
The main reason I’m reblogging this is because it’s a great way to explain that to hit and be hit can be kind of fun, and no, maybe you’re not all that weird for wanting to try it, maybe you’re just ahead of the curve. 😉
There is something absolutely wonderful about this :3 I love getting smacked in the face sometimes, as long as it’s in the friendly context
I dare you.
Well. I was feeling calm. This month is going to be agonizing. <3
Denial December
Two days done! How’s it going? Let’s establish a baseline, shall we?
This video has hot porn and text instructions along the bottom. Don’t watch it until you have time to obey. When you’re told to stop, you may not finish that circle, rub, or stroke. Stop immediately. When you’re told to edge, even if the instructions say to get as close as you can, do your best to get to only a light edge or just under the edge, and then try to stay there until told to stop. If you don’t edge in time, don’t worry, just do your best. Some of you might not edge at all, and that’s fine, too. Keep in mind that as you get more and more frustrated, you may want to push that edge to get more satisfaction from it. Don’t.
Also, this video is intended for femdom/malesub so any time the instructions mention your cock, if you are female then just forgive & adapt.
Other than that, I expect you to obey all of the instructions.
Oh, and I wasn’t kidding about using this to establish a baseline. After you’ve followed along, write down how did, how you’re feeling, and how you expect to feel after we do this again later in the month. 🙂 Posting what you write is optional, writing it down for yourself is mandatory…. or as mandatory as it can get given that obeying all instructions this month was an optional decision in the first place!
Enjoy!
Alright… Third day of denial December. I did fine with this one. Followed all the instructions fairly easily, though there were a few times I rashly did not want to stop.
I didn’t really get too close to orgasm but to be honest, now that I’m done and lying in bed scrolling through my dash/writing this up, I’m starting to feel it more and more now that I’m done. I’m definitely more crazed than when I woke up. Interesting how that works…
When we do this later on, it might depend a bit on my mood, still, but I’m expecting at that point I really will be in a frenzy by the end of it. I’m looking forward to and dreading what else this month has in store.