1: What would you do if you had the ability to shapeshift?
2: If you could choose a superpower to have, what would it be?
3: Describe your crush
4: Tell an embarrassing story
5: Can you play any instruments?
6: Do you play any sports?
7: Favorite Video Game?
8: Favorite Movie?
9: Favorite TV Show?
10: Favorite book?
11: Favorite song?
12: Speak any other languages?
13: Pet peeves?
14: Good habits?
15: Bad habits?
16: Fetishes?
17: Guilty pleasures?
18: Smoking/Drinking/Drugs?
19: What job do you want?
20: Hobbies?
Chats
Me: wow im feeling really good rn!!
Me about 5 minutes later: i am empty there is nothing in my heart but a void of sadness and emptiness
Me about a minute later: hahaha lmao everything is funny im really happy nd hyper yay!
Me 30 seconds later: i have some happiness but it mostly just masks my sadness lmao i hate myself
friend: im having a problem with this person
me: kill them
friend: no
me watching sorceror’s stone: um no in the book Ron doesn’t thrash around like an idiot it’s Hermione that’s panicking and he actually reminds Hermione that she’s a witch and there’s a spell to solve the problem
me watching prisoner of azkaban: um no in the book when Snape insults Hermione ron didn’t insult her further he defended her and got himself detention
me watching prisoner of azkaban: um no in the book it’s not hermione that defends harry from Sirius it’s Ron and he does it while standing up on his mangled leg
me watching deathly hallows pt1: um no in the book when Hermione was being tortured Ron didn’t just state the obvious and say they had to do something; he was banging on the walls and shouting his lungs off because the girl he LOVED was in trouble and he was worried out of his fricking mind
mom/dad/cousins/classmates/friends/dog while watching hp movies: EW what’s up with ron he doesn’t deserve Hermione
me: *sighs*
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Trying to deny myself…
ChatMe: Okay, I’m going to get back into denying myself orgasm. Right now. I’ll hump my pillow 100 times without coming, and then that’s it.
*humping pillow*
*reaches 100*
Me: OH FUCK I’M SO CLOSE
Me: I know I’ll get just a tiny bit closer because OH MY GOD
*reaches 102*
*comes*
Me: Fuck.
crush: hi
me: just fuck me up
what i say: i’m bored
what i mean: none of my usual hobbies are stimulating enough for me anymore because i am dead inside and i am desperately craving human interaction in a vain attempt to keep myself from slipping into the abyss of insanity
me: I need to sleep
me: *masturbates*
What I said: Watch this show it’s really good
What I meant: For the love of God please watch this I need friends who understand my pain I need someone to talk about it with that hasn’t heard all my opinions a billion times please I am begging you