Donald Trump is a political satirist that has spent decades building up a business empire in order to bankroll a deep, multi-layered facade. Sacrificing his personal image to appear racist, backward and bigoted and as the most detestable scumbag the world has ever known.
When he gets into office he reveals his secret: it’s all an elaborate statement. A social commentary on the dangers of a capitalist democracy and misinformation and corruption spread by politicians.
He sets tighter gun regulations, improves international relations and implements liberal policies before donating his vast wealth to charity and flying out to an undisclosed location on his last chartered flight to live out his days in peace and solitude. His work here is done. Donald Trump has saved the world.
