Month: October 2015
Someone: what u want for Xmas?
Me: *thinks of my 3 mile long list of sex toys*
Me: ya know…socks are always nice..
But actually the only bruising Sir could get on Old Ironsides were those two little dots you can see from the tips of his flogger, as well as the faintest lines ever.
So he found a “better” use for the riding crop.
“Better” is of course subjective.