Prude – a woman who won’t fuck you
Dyke – a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis
Slut – a woman who fucks other people and not you
Tease – a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you
Feminist – a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff
Bitch – a woman who treats you the same as you treat women
I wish I was on my phone because I would put like a million clapping emojis under this
Month: January 2015
Boys, romanticize yourselves. You are a king. You are a warrior. You are an enchanter. You are an angel. You are a god. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales.
You know, that’s the first time anyone’s ever told me that
That’s sad, because you deserve the chance to be as much of a prince as I get the chance to be a princess.
That’s really needed actually, thank you.
Sorry, I couldn’t hear you over Tom Hiddleston eye fucking the living shit out of Kat Dennings.
my 4-year-old niece is in that “splattering colors all over the paper” stage of making art. i showed her a piece by Jackson Pollock and told her “this person is really famous, and he made art kind of like you!” but she just looked disinterested and told me “mine has prettier colors.” get wrecked, Jackson Pollock
