Month: January 2015
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Juliane Grüner photographed by Michael Baumgarten for Vogue Italia November 2014
when u get ur friend to watch a show and they get to the fucked up parts
I mixed up “donkey kong” and “king kong” and accidentally said “kinky dong” to my parents today
I called my dad a kinky dong. He’s big and hairy and started going to the gym lately and all I wanted was to jokingly say he looked like a gorilla but this is real life and I have to accept it
Dear life: When I said I wanted a crush, I meant that theoretically it sounded nice. I’m not actually equipped to handle a crush at the moment, and I rather like my complete and total independence. Please take these feelings back. They make me nervous and I don’t want them. Love, Celeste.
Man… Now I’m finding myself craving orgasms. It’s just, I’m house sitting and the shower is perfect for it. But I came yesterday. I came wednesday. I want to come again but I also don’t want to become bored with coming. So not in the mood for orgasm denial though. I want to take advantave of this shower while I’m here…