Month: December 2014
Okay tbh my body is tired of denial again, I kinda just want to cum and if I still feel this way January 1st I probably just will
Please don’t ever try to learn how to rub a clit from porn.
I repeat, please don’t EVER try to learn how to rub a clit from porn.
porn clit rubbing looks like they’re trying to scrub burnt food off a frying pan
Look like they scratching for millions and shit.
Me: gosh I’m tired.
Adult: *swoops in* YOU’RE TOO YOUNG TO BE TIRED!! YOU’RE GENERATION IS SO LAZY!! MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T STAY UP TOO LATE!!!
Me: *looks into the camera like I’m on the office*
seriously, the worst thing you can do to me, after all we went through together, is pretend I don’t exist.
When I’m home alone it’s a choice of:
- Take selfies all around the house.
- Masturbate.
- Eat everything
Or all of the above.
Rrggg… I don’t wanna go to church. I wanna watch Netflix and clean my room.
